This really hot girl in your local zombie bar walks up to the Bartender.
Shes says to Bartender Mike, in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?”
Mike says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?”
She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of personal…”
Thinking he might get lucky, Mike goes, “I’m pretty sure I can handle your problem sexy thing”.
She leans in and starts running her fingers through his beard and then slips 2 fingers in his mouth, “Can you give the manager something for me?”
Mike nods…yes. “Tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies bathroom.”
Zombies are easy to go Christmas shopping for.