Cindy goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a great meal. Then Cindy starts to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the fart. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” Cindy thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again Cindy smiled and thought, “yes!” A few minutes later Cindy had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”
Archive for August, 2008
Here’s an example of what happens when artists get bored in front of a computer.
Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”
Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”
Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I done.”
5 Funky Looking Houses
Floating Castle (Ukraine)
This house in the Ukraine is supported by a single cantilever. It’s claimed to be an old bunker for the overload of mineral fertilizers.
Habitat 67 (Montreal, Canada)
Habitat 67 is a housing complex and landmark located on the Marc-Drouin Quay on the Saint Lawrence River at 2600, Pierre Dupuy Avenue in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Its design was created by architect Moshe Safdie based on his master’s thesis at McGill University and built as part of Expo 67.
Cube House (Rotterdam, Netherlands)
Kubuswoningen, or cube houses, are a set of innovative houses built in Rotterdam and Helmond in The Netherlands, designed by architect Piet Blom in 1984. The houses in Rotterdam are located on Overblaak Street, and beside the Blaak Subway Station. Blom tilted the cube of a conventional house 45 degrees, and rested it upon a hexagon-shaped pylon. There are 38 small cubes and two so called ’super-cubes’, all attached to each other.
As residents are disturbed so often by curious passers-by, one owner decided to open a “show cube”, which is furnished as a normal house, and is making a living out of offering tours to visitors.
Mushroom House (Cincinnati, Ohio)
The Mushroom House (aka Tree House) is in the Hyde Park section of Cincinnati, OH. It was designed by architect Terry Brown, a professor of Architecture and Interior Design at the University of Cincinnati. The building was created with the assistance of university students.
Pod House (New Rochelle, New York)
This spaceship-looking house has walkways that let you travel from pod to pod.