Sep 18
Video of Natalie Portman rapping on Saturday Night Live.
Rap is called “A day in the life of Natalie Portman”
Archive for September, 2008
Sep 17
HolidayBlogging.com featured some unique Halloween Costumes yesterday. I think the little green army man costumes is pretty cool, but I wouldn’t want to carry that rocket launcher and green mat all night.
Here are some disgusting/sick costumes they had that would get a lot of attention. Used Tampon Ninja and Catholic Priest with boy.
Sep 15
Nancy a blonde and a Tina a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and Nancy bet Tina $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so Nancy gave Tina $50.
Tina said: “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But Nancy insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
Tina said: “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
Nancy replied: “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
Sep 12
Here’s a funny clip he did for Saturday Night live.
Indoor gardening tips from a man who’s very scared of plants…
Sep 11
Tony dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. ‘
Tony says, “Who is this?”
“This is the maid,” answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
Tony is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with.”
The maid puts down the phone. Tony hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What pool?”
“Uh….. Is this 832-4821?”