Archive | January, 2009

Little Johnny is in love

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her ten-year-old students. Talking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” the Johnny replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With YOU!” he said.

“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the Johnny said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”

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Demotivational Poster: Prioritize

prioritize

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Best Budgeting Advice Video Ever

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Random Pic: Chick

Chick

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Tracy & Jill

Two blondes, Tracy & Jill were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.

Tracy had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. Jill looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

“HURRY, HURRY, IT’S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!”

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