Archive for February 22nd, 2009

New Fiancée

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Mary Parker brings home her fiancée Kyle to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about Kyle. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks Kyle.

“I am a Torah scholar.” he replies. “A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?” “I will study,” Kyle replies, “and God will provide for us.” “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father. “I will concentrate on my studies,” Kyle replies, “God will provide for us.” “And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancée.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?” The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

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