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Archive | July, 2010
The Chicken Police Video
Tim Bean the dwarf
Tim Bean is a tiny guy with a lisp
He visits a stud farm…
“I’d like to buy a horth”, he says to the owner of the farm.
“What sort of horse?” asks the owner.
“A female horth,” Tim Bean replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
“Nithe horth,” says Little Tim Bean, “Can I thee her eyeth?”
So the owner picks up Tim Bean to show him the horse’s eyes and
puts him down again.
“Nithe eyeth”, says Little Tim Bean, “Can I thee her teeth?”
Again the owner picks up Tim Bean to show him the horse’s teeth and
puts him down.
“Nithe teeth… May I now see her eerth?” Tim Bean says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up
Tim Bean to show him the horse’s ears and then puts him down.
“Nithe eerth,” he says. “Now… Can I see her twot?”
“With this, the owner picks Tim Bean up, and, holding him by the
scruff of his neck and the back of his belt, shoves his head deep
inside the horse’s vigina. He holds him there for a couple of
seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
Little Tim Bean shakes his head and says, “Perhaps I should weefwaze that:
Can I see her wun awound?”
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Funniest People to Follow on Twitter
List of the Top 10 funniest twitter accounts
@NickGenius – Very funny twitterer, be ready for lots of drinking and sex talk.
@shitmydadsays – Probably the funniest account, also a great book.
@the_ironsheik – The Iron Sheik is crazy funny.
@darthvader the Dark Lord on twitter
@Danny_DeVito – Danny DeVito is awesome, he keeps posting photos of his foot a different locations.
@CobraCommander – Very funny character
@chucknorris_ – Has not posted in a while, but funny old ones.
@PeopleofWalmart – Posts photos from their site People of Walmart
@Edgar_Allan_Poe – Clever & Funny
@rustyrockets – Russell Brand’s twitter account
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