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Archive | August, 2010
Blondes & Hamburgers
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the front desk where the librarian Mrs. Helen Daugherty was sitting.
The Blonde said, “I would like a hamburger.”
Mrs. Daugherty replied,”Shhh! This is a library!”
The blonde blushed. “oh, sorry..”
Then she whispered, “I would like a hamburger.”
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Franky Jay’s Pickle
Franky Jay married his love Kelly, but unfortunately, his dick was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick.
For seven year’s he has been doing that. One night Kelly suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights!
Kelly said, “What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit.”
Franky Jay said, “Shut up! It’s been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!”
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