Archive | October, 2010

Wilford goes to the doctor

Wilford Blowitz, just turned 90 years old, he goes to the doctor and says:

Hey Doc Edelmann, my 25 year old wife is pregnant , ur opinion doctor?

Doc Edelmann says: Wilford, let me tell u a story…

A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of gun.
He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG..
the lion drops dead.!

Wilford says: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

Doc Edelmann: EXACTLY

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Damn Motivational Poster

Damn…..
damn motivational poster

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Scaring Girlfriend Video

Halloween Mask Prank Video…

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Diana is leaving Ray

Ray Gomez came home from work one day to find his wife Diana on the front porch with her bags packed.

‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said Ray.

‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said Diana, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

‘Ray said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

‘Where the heck are you going?’, said Diana.

Ray said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’

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