Wilford Blowitz, just turned 90 years old, he goes to the doctor and says:
Hey Doc Edelmann, my 25 year old wife is pregnant , ur opinion doctor?
Doc Edelmann says: Wilford, let me tell u a story…
A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of gun.
He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG..
the lion drops dead.!
Wilford says: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
Doc Edelmann: EXACTLY