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Precious little girl
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mitther, do you keep widddle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbid or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?” She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.
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Smell
Dude is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your pussy?” “Fuck off, no you can’t smell my pussy!” the woman yells back at him,
“Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “must be your feet then”.
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