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Punk Zombie won the Lottery

Punk Zombie speeds home, slapping on his brakes in the driveway, jumps out of the car and yells to his wife.

“Baby, pack your bags, I just won the Lottery!!”

His wife jumps up and says… “what should I pack, where are we going? Italy? Spain??

Punk Zombie replies…

“I don’t give a shit where you go… just get the fuck out.”

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