Tag: Bartender

Hot girl in bar joke

This really hot girl in your local zombie bar walks up to the Bartender.

Shes says to Bartender Mike, in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?”

Mike says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?”

She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of personal…”

Thinking he might get lucky, Mike goes, “I’m pretty sure I can handle your problem sexy thing”.

She leans in and starts running her fingers through his beard and then slips 2 fingers in his mouth, “Can you give the manager something for me?”

Mike nods…yes. “Tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies bathroom.”

GD Star Rating

The Robot Bartender

Bill Dalberg goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,”What will you have?” Bill says “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to Bill, “What’s your IQ?” Bill says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

Bill leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” Bill says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to him and says, “What’s your IQ?” Bill says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

Bill leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” Bill says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” Bill says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So… you gonna cheer for the Dallas Cowboys again this year?”

GD Star Rating