This really hot girl in your local zombie bar walks up to the Bartender.
Shes says to Bartender Mike, in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?”
Mike says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?”
She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of personal…”
Thinking he might get lucky, Mike goes, “I’m pretty sure I can handle your problem sexy thing”.
She leans in and starts running her fingers through his beard and then slips 2 fingers in his mouth, “Can you give the manager something for me?”
Mike nods…yes. “Tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies bathroom.”