Tag: bar

Hot girl in bar joke

This really hot girl in your local zombie bar walks up to the Bartender.

Shes says to Bartender Mike, in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?”

Mike says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?”

She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of personal…”

Thinking he might get lucky, Mike goes, “I’m pretty sure I can handle your problem sexy thing”.

She leans in and starts running her fingers through his beard and then slips 2 fingers in his mouth, “Can you give the manager something for me?”

Mike nods…yes. “Tell him there’s no toilet paper in the ladies bathroom.”